21 Ridiculously Funny Candles That Are So Good You Might Use Them Every Day
Looking for a unique and hilarious candle? Look no further because we have the perfect solution to your gifting needs. Get lit with one of these ridiculously funny candles. They’re as scintillatingly scented as they are hilariously insulting and guaranteed to bring some hand poured hahas to your friend’s funny housewarming party.
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1. What The Fucculent Funny Candle
2. I’m So Glad We Swiped Right Funny Candle
3. Cucci Vagina Candle
1. What The Fucculent Funny Candle
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What’s with all the fussin and fightin? Pour on some Baja Cactus Blossom, light up this delicious candle and breathe deeply! Yeah, we know you said you don’t do plants or flowers – but just humor us. You’ll feel amazing afterwards and not to mention it smells like a dream.
Get it from Etsy for $9.35.
2. Friendship Is Like This Candle
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They say friends are like a candle: They’ll light your life and be there as long as the wick does not burn out. It may take some time, but it’ll come back to you in some shape or form. This friendship is everlasting – it doesn’t stop releasing fragrance, spreading good vibrations and making people smile.
Get it from Etsy for $17.45.
3. Bestie Definition Candle
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A 6-piece set perfect for the girl who prefers starting her day with a yoga session over a latte. Great for seasoned yogis or total beginners, this kit includes everything you need to finally get in shape! Happy stretching!
Get it from Etsy for $11.
4. Hard to Find A Coworker Like you Candle
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Occasionally, you find a friend at work—someone who helps you celebrate promotions, accompanies you for a salad to cure an office hangover or sympathizes with your day-long struggle against job stress. Toss the coworker that’s hard as clumps of tissue into the trash. Level up and show them some real support with the coworkers like you are harder to find than toilet paper candle!
Get it from Etsy for $15.
5. I Hate Everybody But You Candle
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This candle is designed to fill your home with love. Whether celebrating a wedding, welcoming a new baby, always having something to give as the perfect gift- the possibilities are endless. Even if you’re by yourself, we want to make sure that your space is full of light and warmth from all angles. That’s what this bestie definition candle promises!
Get it from Etsy for $16.
6. I’m So Glad We Swiped Right Funny Candle
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I’m So Glad We Swiped Right Funny Candle does not discriminate when it comes to love. Now you can find your perfect match in the form of a stranger, and then send that person flowers when they least expect them – right from your bedroom!
Get it from Etsy for $19.95.
7. Smells like Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Candle
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The best Divorcee gifts for women. Too often we underestimate how difficult it can be to cope with divorce. Give them something they’ll enjoy that will remind them of you every time it fills their home with the scent of freshly signed divorce papers, perfect as a funny Get Well Soon present. Check it out!
Get it from Etsy for $5.50.
8. Go The Fuck To Sleep Candle
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Don’t you dare go the fuck to sleep! Grab this magical moment before bedtime with our exclusive original scent, lavender and vanilla Go the Fuck to Sleep Candle. Sleep will thank you for it. In one hand, this candle gives off a comforting aroma of lavender and vanilla. In the other hand, it will put you to sleep!
Get it from Etsy for $11.95.
9. WAP Hoes In This House Funny Candle
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This candle smells like fruity and sweet martini and not only does it smell good but it brings back memories too. You can always remember those times when you were drinking at a club, bumping some Rihanna, with all those hoes in the house!
Get it from Amazon for $17.35.
10. Human Face Candle
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There’s nothing quite like the smell of burning flesh to wake up to in the morning. Move over bacon, this realistic model is a sure way to get your day going! Let this candle that burns like human flesh help light your darkest thoughts into creative flames!
11. Thanks For All The Orgasms Candle
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This candle is perfect for any guy who has helped with your sexual pleasure in the past, thank them so much. Sure, he might be sort of clueless sometimes, but you want him to be happy, for the rest of his life. Gift your man with something thoughtful.
Get it from Etsy for $5.50.
12. Inhale The Good Shit Funny Candle
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Enjoy the long smelly breath of good shit! With this candle, you’ll leave behind the nasty odor of bad thoughts. So light up and badda bing, boom! You’re living under The Good Shit rainbow.
Get it from Etsy for $12.
13. That Dick Tho Candle
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This That Dick Tho Candle focuses on the one guy in your life who truly has it all. Not only does he have a great sense of humor, but he’s got so much to offer in terms of size, which is why this candle will put you both in the mood to go after what you know was meant for you.
Get it from Etsy for $11.50.
14. Sorry About Your Other Kids Candle
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Unlike everyone else, we’re not embarrassed about the fact that you had more kids than you can feed and care for. We love and honor you because of it! Please accept this gift to say “thank you” for all that you’ve done, even if some things weren’t perfect.
Get it from Etsy for $16.
15. Light Me When You Want a BJ
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Turn on the light when he wants to get BJed. There’s no better way to convince your partner that you don’t see them as a blowjob machine than with this Blowjob Candle. Simply light the sucker up, blow them away (pun intended) and get ready for an explosive evening of pure pleasure!
Get it from Etsy for $4.50.
16. Become a Saint Funny Candle
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You know you want to get sainted, right? We all need a little help sometimes and maybe this candle can be your guiding light. This is a custom prayer candle with a photo of you, your loved ones, your friends, or your celebrity crush! The customized photo appears on the front and back.
Get it from Etsy for $20.
17. Don’t Do Meth In Our Bathroom Candle
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These Don’t Do Meth In Our Bathroom candles will surely serve as a gentle reminder to others that they need to take their doobies elsewhere. This hilarious Don’t Do Meth In Our Bathroom Candle warns folks to clean up their act whilst still smelling nice thanks to sweet scents like Orange Blossom, Lemon Tea Tree, Pineapple Mint, and Cassis Fig.
Get it from Etsy for $23.95.
18. Cucci Vagina Candle
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Who knew candles could turn your room into a sauna of intense heat and sensuality? Start with this mysteriously seductive candle, whose spicy scent is right out of the gates. It might just take all the inhibitions away to burn it down – no shame in that game!
Get it from Etsy for $20.
19. Fruit Loops Scented Cereal Bowl Candle
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This odd contraption is the only candle you’ll need in the morning, noon, evening, and night. Well–at least when it comes to your Saturday morning cereal. You want something that lights up your house while also making some pancakes?
20. Rotten Fart Scented Candle
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It’s a little awkward to admit, but we all love that funny stink when your beer or food makes you fart. What better way to bring the good times than with this moldy melange of smells? When push comes to shove and things go beyond stinky, we recommend getting our Rotten Fart Scented Candle.
21. Wiener Candle
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This soy-wax weiner candle is perfect for you and your home. Whether it be a housewarming gift, or to show your spouse that you’re thinking about them while they’re away from home, this candle will do the trick. These candles will make sure your flame’s always pointing true north.
Get it from Etsy for $16.
