41 Funny Gift Ideas For Men That Will Crack Him Up
He’s got a pretty good sense of humor, but sometimes you just need to give the guy some extra inspiration. Whether it be for his birthday or retirement dinner party – these gifts are guaranteed not only bring out that funny side in him once again!
Funny gifts are the best way to put a smile on everyone’s face! There is no better present than something handmade and personalized just for him. Shower him with laughs by getting one of these great ideas that will be sure not only make him happy but also cover up any bad memories from last year’s Christmas party.
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1. Big Ass Dildo Prank Mail Package
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Looking to play a prank on your bro? Look no further than the Big Ass Dildo Prank Mail Package! This hilarious package comes complete with a life-sized, inflatable dildo that will shock and confuse the postman when he delivers it. Just sit back and enjoy the look of confusion on your friend’s face when he opens up this outrageous gift.
Get it from Amazon for $12.22.
2. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
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Get to know more about the 45th with this beautiful, beautiful poetry. This poetry is so enjoyable, it probably will change how you view poetry and the world. This poetry contains all the president’s words, arranged in a pleasing manner.
Get it from Amazon for $12.49.
3. Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes
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(Cough Cough) This gift is perfect for any dad who loves to crack up jokes. The cover says it all– this Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is both great and awful all at the same time. If you have someone in your life who groans at your jokes, then this book is for you!
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
4. How To Take Better Dick Pics
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Looking to take your dick pics from “blah” to “wow”? Then this is the book for you! How To Take Better Dick Pics will teach you everything you need to know to get the perfect shot of your prized possession. No more grainy, dark, or blurry pics -this guide will show you how to take a pic that is sure to get a heart eyes emoji in response. So if you’re ready to up your sexting game, grab a copy of this book and let’s get started!
Get it from Amazon for $4.99.
5. F*ck I'm Bored Activity Book
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This activity book is perfect for anyone who’s bored and needs a little entertainment. With games, puzzles, and mazes, it will keep you busy for hours on end. And if that’s not enough, the F-word is featured prominently throughout the book to make things a little more interesting. So whether you’re stuck at home with nothing to do or just need a good laugh, this book is sure to hit the spot.
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
6. DIY Vasectomy Kit
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Looking to save a few bucks? This DIY Vasectomy Kit is just what you need. Inside, you’ll find everything you need to perform this quick and easy outpatient procedure in the comfort and privacy of your own home. So why spend a fortune on a high-priced vasectomy performed in a hospital? Save yourself some cash and use this kit instead!
Get it from Amazon for $8.49.
7. Things To Do While You Poo
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Who knew that pooping could be so much fun? The Things To Do While You Poo Book is perfect for anyone who loves spending time on the toilet. From fart jokes to word finds, dot to dots and a poop checklist, you’ll find yourself spending a little extra time on the porcelain throne. So next time you need to take a break, grab this book and have some fun.
Get it from Amazon for $6.99.
8. True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t
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This book is full of information that totally sounds like bullshit, but is actually true! Everything in here is either true or false, and it’s up to you to guess which is which. After you do, you’ll get the right answer and learn all sorts of useless but interesting facts like whether or not the dog in Wizard of Oz got a salary. You’ll be the hit of any party with this book in hand!
Get it from Amazon for $10.49.
9. How Not To Be A Dick Book
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Know anyone who is too much of a dick to read anything? This How Not To Be A Dick book might help anyone with an advanced case of dickheadness. This book provides straightforward advice with Dick and Jane-style cartoon drawings that teach us how we can take a stand against dickishness today.
Get it from Amazon for $13.99.
10. Nature's Dick Pics Calendar
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Tired of taking antidepressants that don’t work at all? No worries, there is another way to brighten up your day! Now I present you with this Nature’s Dick Pictures calendar! Additionally, they donate to our national parks and include GPS coordinates on how to get there.
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
11. How To Live With A Huge Penis Book
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So you’ve got a big penis. That’s great! Congrats! But wait…now what? How do you live with this tremendous blessing? Ever wonder how he goes to the bathroom? Or how he fits into his clothes? Or how he has sex? Well, wonder no more, because this groundbreaking book will tell you everything you need to know about living with a huge penis.
Get it from Amazon for $11.66.
12. Personalized Face Pillows
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Looking for a fun and unique gift for your man? Look no further than these personalized face pillows! Made from soft and snuggly fabric, these pillows are adorned with images of your man’s face – perfect for cuddling up with him anytime, anywhere. So give the gift of comfort and laughter with these one-of-a-kind pillows.
Get it from Etsy for $24.55.
13. F*cker In Charge Name Plate
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Finally, a nameplate that tells it like it is! This brass sign is perfect for the office jerk who needs everyone to know exactly who’s boss. The F*cker in Charge name plate is a great way to show everyone who’s really in charge. So go ahead and grab this bad boy and let everyone know you’re not someone to be messed with.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
14. Pooping Dogs Calendar
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Laugh your way through each month with the Pooping Dogs Calendar. This fun and humorous calendar features dogs, well, doing their business. But it’s not just any ordinary calendar – for each sale, $1 is donated to help the Maui Humane Society. So you can feel good about laughing at these funny four-legged friends while also helping a worthy cause.
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
15. How to Traumatize Your Children
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How To Traumatize Your Children Book is an easy-to-follow instruction book that is perfect if you want to forever traumatize your child. This book contains 7 proven methods that teach you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. If you follow the steps in this book, your children are sure to need therapy later on in life.
Get it from Amazon for $12.31.
16. The Decision Coin
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With the Decision Coin, you don’t have to worry about making the wrong decision. Let the universe take over with this mystical coin that will give you a clear answer every time. Whether it’s a yes or a HELL NAW, the Decision Coin is your trusty sidekick when it comes to important choices.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
17. Dickhead Shirt
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This shirt is perfect for anyone who likes to have a good time and enjoys making light of themselves. With a set of chesticles hanging off his neck, the guy wearing this shirt will get a lot of comments about his knockers. And of course, the obvious dickhead crack is just waiting to be made. So if you’re looking for a shirt that is sure to get you some attention, the Dickhead Shirt is the perfect choice!
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
18. Human Hot Dog Cooker
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Cook and serve your weenies with this Human Hot Dog Cooker to make the party more entertaining for your guests. Made with stainless steel, this cooker allows you to slowly roast hot dogs or sausages as they hover above the grill. Get this Human Hot Dog Cooker that will make all your guests turn their heads.
Get it from Etsy for $22.
19. Personalized Face Stickers
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What’s the best way to keep people from stealing your stuff? Put your face on it! That’s right, with these personalized face stickers, you can make sure that your belongings stay yours. These stickers come in four different sizes, so you can use them to protect everything from your charger to your coffee mug. And they’re not just for deterring thieves – they’re also great for showing off your personality.
Get it from Amazon for $15.99.
20. Flippy Garden Gnome
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Hey, little grass stompers! This is Flippy the Garden Gnome, and I’m not afraid to tell you to get off my lawn. At 13″ tall, I’m a formidable opponent against unwelcome guests in your garden, and I’m painted in bright colors that will make sure they know who’s boss. Plus, I’m sunproof and waterproof so I can keep an eye on things even when it rains. Now get off my lawn before I have to use my mighty gnome powers on you!
Get it from Etsy for $29.
21. Potty Putter Toilet Golf Game
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Warning: This game is highly addictive and may cause you to miss your real golfing opportunities. With this game, you can poop where you putt and never have to leave the comfort of your bathroom again! Practice makes perfect with this toilet golf game that comes with two balls, one cup, a green and club.
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
22. Personalized Rick & Morty Portraits
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Take your interdimensional traveling to the next level with a personalized Rick & Morty portrait! It’s easy – just submit a couple of pics and our artists will do the rest. You’ll get a hilarious, one-of-a-kind piece of art that you can hang on your wall or give as a gift. So what are you waiting for? Get schwifty today!
Get it from Etsy for $7.50.
23. Hairy Gut Fanny Pack
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Need a little extra coverage on your next beach trip? Want to show off your flab abs in all their glory? Then check out our Hairy Gut Fanny Pack! This large canvas and PU leather pouch expands to hold quite a bit, and grows with you just like an actual hairy gut. So go ahead and rock that dad bod with pride!
Get it from Amazon for $15.98.
24. Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets
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Introducing Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets – the perfect way to give your friends a good laugh! Just watch their reaction when they scratch off these lotto tickets and win a million dollars…or don’t. Because they’re fake! But only you will know that, so you can enjoy watching them get all excited before revealing the truth. These tickets are sure to get everyone’s attention and generate some laughs – perfect for any occasion!
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
25. The Toilet Timer
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If you’ve got a man who likes to take his time in the bathroom, then The Toilet Timer is for you! This innovative new product gives him just 5 minutes to do his business, or else he’ll have to get off the pot! It’s perfect for those who want to save time and avoid those long bathroom queues. With The Toilet Timer, you can finally put an end to those infinite toilet sessions.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
26. Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads
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Do you know a guy who always sounds like he’s starting up a lawnmower? Well, give him these fart gas neutralizing pads to help keep the air around him smelling fresh. The activated carbon in the pad will help to neutralize any fart smell, so he’ll be able to go about his day without everyone knowing that he just ripped one.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
27. Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise Shirt
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Looking for an easy way to add a little ninja style to your wardrobe? Check out our cool Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise Shirt. With a flip of the bottom, you can show everyone your secret ninja skills! This shirt is perfect for everyday wear, and it’s sure to turn heads when you flip it up at the right moment. So put on some power and agility, and get yourself one of these awesome shirts today!
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
28. Bob Ross Chia Pet
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What’s not to love about Bob Ross? The man was a national treasure, and now you can bring his magic into your own home with this Bob Ross Chia Pet. Watch his iconic fro grow before your very eyes, and add some extra green to your décor in the process. This is the perfect gift for any Bob Ross fan, or anyone who wants to add a little bit of happiness to their home. Thanks, Bob!
Get it from Amazon for $20.99.
29. I'll Feed All You Fuckers Apron
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This apron is perfect for the chef who just doesn’t care anymore. No more cutesy little designs or flourishes – this apron says it like it is. I’ll Feed All You Fuckers is sure to send a message to everyone in the kitchen (or at the grill). Whether you’re cooking up a gourmet meal or just some basic burgers, your friends and family will know that they’re in for something good. So go ahead and put on this apron – it’s time to show everyone who’s boss.
Get it from Etsy for $18.
30. The Bullshit Button
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The Bullshit Button is perfect for anyone who’s sick of dealing with corporate nonsense. When you’re in a meeting and someone starts spouting off about acronyms and numbers you don’t understand, just give it a tap! The Bullshit Button shouts out BS so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect way to keep your sanity during meetings – and it’s sure to get a few laughs too.
Get it from Amazon for $12.29.
31. Delete My Browser History Bracelet
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Introducing the Delete My Browser History bracelet! The perfect gift for that special someone in your life with Questionable Browser History. This stylish bracelet is a reminder to keep up with their Deleter, or the person who will clear their history before the cops or anyone else finds out. The Delete My Browser History bracelet is sure to put a smile on their face, and maybe even help them avoid an embarrassing situation.
Get it from Amazon for $26.99.
32. 101 Uses For My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
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No longer will you have to worry about what to do with your ex-wife’s wedding dress! With Kevin Cotter’s new book, “101 Uses For My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress”, you’ll never be bored again. From making a pasta strainer to using it as a scarecrow, there are tons of fun and creative ways to put that dress to good use. So go ahead and trash the dress party – with this book, you can have 101 reasons to smile.
Get it from Amazon for $16.60.
33. Hoppy Beer Soap
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Looking for a truly unique soap that will leave your man smelling amazing? Look no further than Hoppy Beer Soap! This soap is made with real hops and real beer, so it smells exactly like your favorite brew. The pleasing herbal, grassy scent is perfect for any guy who wants to feel refreshed and looking great. Plus, the devil’s driveway won’t stand a chance against this powerful soap. So go ahead and give it a try – your man will thank you for it!
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
34. Flushable Wipes For Dudes
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Introducing Flushable Wipes For Dudes: the perfect way to keep your backside clean and fresh when TP just won’t do. These wipes are flushable, so you can take them with you wherever you go. They’re also enriched with vitamin E and aloe, to help keep your crack feeling soft and smooth. Get ready to tackle those tough dumps with ease!
Get it from Amazon for $7.98.
35. May Contain Alcohol Mug
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This enamel coffee mug is perfect for any beer lover or camper. It’s made to look like a campfire-style mug, and it comes with a funny message that reads “May Contain Alcohol.” It’s the perfect gift for anyone who loves to drink beer, and it makes a great addition to any camper’s supplies.
Get it from Etsy for $14.99.
36. Ballsy Charcoal Balls And Body Wash
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Odor be gone! No need to worry about your stench any longer with Ballsy Charcoal Balls and Body Wash. This powerful duo is activated charcoal-based and loaded with manly essential oils, which will leave you feeling clean, refreshed, and smelling great. So go ahead and take on the world – with your new BALLsy scent!
Get it from Amazon for $19.
37. Leather Beer Holster
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If you love beer and hate having to put your drink down, then you need a Beer Holster! This universal drink holder is perfect for all sorts of outdoor activities, from BBQs and hiking to tailgating and gardening. With the Beer Holster, both hands are free and your cold beverage is always within reach. Plus, it makes a great gag gift for beer lovers. So don’t wait any longer, get your hands on a Beer Holster today!
Get it from Amazon for $8.50.
38. The Original Wine Condoms
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Wine Condoms are the perfect way to preserve your wine and keep it tasting great. These hilarious little condoms fit over the top of your wine bottle and create a seal that prevents oxygen from getting in and spoiling the wine. They make a great novelty gift for wine lovers or a priceless stocking stuffer or Dirty Santa gift. So next time you’re looking for a way to keep your wine fresh, reach for the Wine Condoms and keep your wine safe, fresh, and delicious.
Get it from Amazon for $14.97.
39. Millennial Slang Play Cards
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With this deck of cards, you can learn about the latest slang terms being used by millennials. Whether you’re trying to stay ahead of the curve or just want to be able to hold your own in a conversation, these cards will give you all the lingo you need. So pull up a chair and get ready for some serious slang schooling!
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
40. Funny Pint Gift Set
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This pint glass set is perfect for any beer lover who’s also a fan of Game of Thrones. The glass itself is etched with the Hand of the King sigil, and it comes with a Hand of the King bottle opener so you can drink your beer like a true Lannister. Whether you’re relaxing after a long day or watching your favorite show, this set is sure to make your night even better.
Get it from Amazon for $18.
41. The Beard Bib
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Is your man a hairy mess? Does he leave a trail of hair wherever he goes? If so, you need The Beard Bib! This hilarious prank gift is perfect for his grooming routine. The Beard Bib catches his chest hair, arm hair, pubic hair, and other body hair trimmings to keep the bathroom clean. No more cleaning up after him! Just sit back and watch the hair pile up. The Beard Bib is a must-have for any man who likes to keep his body hair under control. Order yours today!
Get it from Amazon for $18.73.
