Light Me When You Want a BJ
Turn on the light when he wants to get BJed. There’s no better way to convince your partner that you don’t see them as a blowjob machine than with this Blowjob Candle. Simply light the sucker up, blow them away (pun intended) and get ready for an explosive evening of pure pleasure!
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Camp Stove Power Charger
If you thought being in the great outdoors meant leaving your electronic devices behind, think again! The Camp Stove Power Charger lets you charge up your gadgets while also enjoying a cozy campfire. Simply add some wood to the stove and let it burn – the built-in power generator will do the rest. Never be without your phone or tablet again, even when you’re miles from civilization.
Solar Panel USB Charger
Introducing the solar panel USB charger, your new best friend while camping and hiking! This little powerhouse easily mounts to the surface of your backpack to absorb sunlight, so you can keep all your devices charged up while enjoying nature. Whether you’re out for a weekend getaway or on a month-long backpacking trip, never worry about running out of power again.
Navy Seal Survival Book
Are you prepared for the worst? With this Navy SEAL survival book, you can be sure that you’re ready for anything. Written by Cade Courtley, a former SEAL and expert on survival, this book is essential reading for anyone who wants to be prepared for the unexpected. From handling natural disasters to escaping from dangerous situations, this book covers it all.
Waterproof Fire Starter Tinder
In the face of nature’s fury, don’t be left out in the cold. With this waterproof fire starter tinder, you can create a life-saving inferno, no matter what the weather throws at you. It lights quickly and burns smokelessly, so you can stay warm and dry in even the most extreme conditions. Don’t be caught unprepared – keep one of these handy tinders with you on all your outdoor adventures.
SAS Survival Handbook
Is luck really a thing? We don’t think so. If you want to be prepared for anything life throws your way, you need the SAS Survival Handbook. It’s packed with the latest survival knowledge and technology, from basic first aid to hand-to-hand combat and urban survival tips. So whether you’re lost in the wilderness or caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, you’ll be ready to take on whatever comes your way.
Bushcraft 101 Wilderness Survival Book
Bushcrafting is all about being resourceful and learning how to survive in the great outdoors using whatever nature provides. With this Bushcraft 101 Wilderness Survival book, you can learn everything you need to know from expert Dave Canterbury, so you’ll be able to look like a pro when you head out into the wilderness. Featuring tons of tips and tricks on building shelters, foraging for food, and avoiding danger, this guide will have you prepared for anything.
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Manual
Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? If not, don’t worry – The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Manual has got you covered. This essential guidebook contains all the information you need to know to survive when the undead rises up and take over the world. Learn how to protect yourself from zombies, how to find food and shelter in a post-apocalyptic world, and how to thrive in this new society.
Handheld UV Water Purifier
Looking for a way to make unsafe water drinkable? Look no further than the handheld UV water purifier! This little gadget destroys over 99.9% of harmful bacteria, so you can filter up to 8,000 liters of water without ever having to worry about getting sick. Plus, it’s super compact and easy to use, so you can take it with you wherever you go.
Military Folding Shovel Multi-Tool
This military folding shovel multi-tool is the ultimate accessory for outdoorsmen of all levels of experience. It’s made from high carbon steel and provides you with a range of essential tools, including a fire starter, rescue knife, and saw. With this tool by your side, you’ll be ready for anything the great outdoors can throw at you!